DINGDANGDUNG

I am so sick and tired of hearing about our demise.  Thank you Ohio State for spreading your liberal agenda to me through just about every single class I have taken here (with the exception of Math 148).  Literally, every class I have taken here, from English to Chemistry to Sociology to Advertising, has been an effort to shove liberal views into my face.  It has been inescapable.  Here's the thing:  I stopped listening.  Due to the overwhelming amount of information regarding global warming, gay rights, population issues and all the other nonsense, I have learned one thing--how to block it all out.  If, IF, there had been any chance of me leaning toward your direction, changing my views, reforming, seeing the light, etc., well all hope was lost when I had to read a graphic novel about a lesbian (totally unnecessary pictures, thanks).  Or maybe it was when I had to sit through An Inconvenient Truth by my main man Al.  I'm not sure where I lost all respect for professors.  I just know it happened.

As I near my graduation, I must say that very few of my fond memories will come from the classroom.  But, hey, would they have anyway?  Even the best education is overshadowed by the memories of friends and just the lives we lived when we were young.  As any avid party animal would say--are you going to remember that failing test grade, or do you want to remember the fun times you had with friends?  And to that, I must say, the latter.  

I'm going to miss this place.